jmoiron plays the blues

@jmoiron @xaprb glad a consensus is building on this. names aren't enough; if they were, everything would be key/value.

@jmoiron @alpesh_shah @linode same, came up briefly and then down again

@jmoiron "Emails like this are usually riddled with corporate speak so I'm going to give it to you straight. <Lots of corporate speak>"

@jmoiron @Lumilux don't worry you'll have more updates to install soon and you can get back to that instead of the dumb car minigame.

@jmoiron @Lumilux you say that but I thought "Ooh gran turismo!"

@jmoiron @PreetamJinka I really want better "personal cloud" stuff; as someone who runs their own email, the current state is an absolute mess.

@jmoiron @Neurotic angled my arms inward and switched my "home row" to `awef jio;` like 15 years ago and have not felt pain since

@jmoiron @inconshreveable different parts of "one system" scale differently b/c have different costs, complexities, deps eg. ALU vs FPU or RAM vs CPU

@jmoiron @inconshreveable heterogeneity is a big perf problem even inside a processor, but the Nemonolith the model looks a lot like my "process"

@jmoiron My #GothamGo talk was going to be about this :( I'll hopefully still get it out there in the form of a #Golang NYC Meetup talk

@jmoiron One of the reasons I think it's caught on in the microservice world so heavily; it's distsys (or turtles) all the way down

@jmoiron Cleanly separated interfaces upfront (designing non-distsys like distsys) is one of the knock on effects of using channels to make pipelines

@jmoiron The Nemonolith (https://t.co/HUDFWLJxNY) by @inconshreveable is interesting but I wonder how many distsys problems loopback actually avoids

@jmoiron @PreetamJinka people don't really understand the problem, see also https://t.co/b8NInxUz2q

@jmoiron @cerephic mad science maybe!

@jmoiron What is an "all white meat boneless chicken wing" exactly

@jmoiron @francesc purge its sins with some jamon iberico de bellota mac & cheese

@jmoiron RT @spf13: NYC representing with @womenwhogo at #gothamgo #golang http://t.co/xxOgELXDt4

@jmoiron Gutted I wasn't able to give my talk at #gothamgo yesterday. Feeling a ittle better today. Looks like the event was a real blast!

@jmoiron @_peggyli i don't think it was hers, sorry! she doesn't know what it is either. thanks for asking

@jmoiron @_peggyli I don't believe so, I don't know what that is...

@jmoiron @peterc latest golang weekly sponsored post from datadog has 'underdog.io' under the blurb (link is right though)

@jmoiron @davecheney @gothamgo you take the future and I will take the past

@jmoiron RT @jedthian: Thank you Cymru...X

@jmoiron @jedthian hope you're still at the pub taking in that atmosphere :)