jmoiron plays the blues

@jmoiron > functional programming is particularly difficult in Go Working as designed, wontfix.

@jmoiron @PreetamJinka @xaprb @dbsmasher @techwolf359 trace buster buster https://t.co/VaCoMJgOWS

@jmoiron @chimeracoder anyone who says X culture doesn't have a race problem is just blind to that culture's race problem.

@jmoiron @chimeracoder who thinks that? Racist chants and abuse are common at football matches. It's widely acknowledged as a big problem.

@jmoiron So there is a "$300 free trial" that costs $0, and an "Always Free" tier that expires after 12 months. OK. https://t.co/c50DXmHHR8

@jmoiron @PreetamJinka the rest of my life is the part I live for food. Couldn't imagine flipping it around...

@jmoiron Having a tech blog: You: I just learned this thing and thought it was interesting! Internet: FUCK YOU I KNOW THAT ALREADY IDIOT

@jmoiron @jasonhevans now that I've seen a leprechaun at a police station (presumably reporting the theft of his lucky charms) my life is complete.

@jmoiron The fallacy that because the general case is impossible a good approximate solution will be difficult and pointless.

@jmoiron @jimbartus status page is totally fine tho so no need to worry

@jmoiron @GitHubHelp done.

@jmoiron The soundtrack to the new @CivGame is breathtakingly good, love the tico tico no fuba cover, and Sogno di Volare is an instant classic.

@jmoiron @benbjohnson surely a megaroll should be a million rolls.

@jmoiron I'd love a "create a new branch off master and merge this pull request" button on the PR merge dropdown @Github

@jmoiron These must be imperial paper towel measurements because they don't make any sence. https://t.co/nc9W1iMV5a

@jmoiron read every one of @sarahmei's follow ups ITT, they are fantastic https://t.co/gZr3TJpelo

@jmoiron @raggi ah is there a word for a false password that deactivates a device?

@jmoiron @raggi what about to just to wipe the device? Even just saved accounts and user data.

@jmoiron Do any smartphones out there have duress code support?

@jmoiron RT @golang: Go 1.8 has been released! https://t.co/cIEsMPeY0k Get here: https://t.co/StazJXrC1k #golang https://t.co/nAYrbnfcXC

@jmoiron @LotharSee beautiful bespoke simple for humans

@jmoiron RT @ladykan: Happy Valentines Day @jmoiron ! Looking forward to more delicious years to come! https://t.co/ZjESKyt4NF

@jmoiron Impressed by the AI research at @Google that selects the one account that lacks access to the doc I'm visiting with 100% accuracy.

@jmoiron OH: "more bad news: the project was a success"

@jmoiron https://t.co/k6TtAuuAar this metric just isn't interesting, it biases towards trivial/replaceable things needed across lots of files