jmoiron plays the blues
@jmoiron Just once I'd like to read this without the chiding of people who occasionally program because it's fun https://t.co/p1EvlZGqJQ
@jmoiron New York County (Manhattan, everyone uses the Subway) has the lowest rate of transport injury mortality in the US https://t.co/q41hGupVDB
@jmoiron @PreetamJinka "not sharing my opinions on formatting costs you productivity and money"
@jmoiron https://t.co/F7zXjtecBU all the more reason to minimize your moiron score! (and why I should quite being lazy and follow @sdboyer's advice)
@jmoiron wild @datadoghq charts appeared! https://t.co/MLIKG1LlpU (also, 17k requests/sec)
@jmoiron The variety of packages and amount of config to run a reasonable email server these days is ridiculous.
@jmoiron In languages, DSL stands for "inflexible set of opaque garbage with no tools tailored specifically to someone elses usecase"
@jmoiron @buckwilson "Instead of giving you a shot we bought this guys company" also it's impossible to figure out wtf it was https://t.co/V1S9h1ILED
@jmoiron @buckwilson I dunno, I'd expect the new VP of product at Ford to have owned a car.
@jmoiron "some periodic cassandra job is waking me up for no good reason" #opslife
@jmoiron https://t.co/Dq7kfDN8cO must have taken a hell of a long time to put together, few small mistakes but really worth a look for language buffs
@jmoiron That stray semi-colon took hours to find.
@jmoiron @fatih "beautiful"
@jmoiron "Simplicity is key to Kraken’s success – the stability of simple sytems is needed to debug complex issues" https://t.co/ZuMIrpa9kX
@jmoiron "module that makes inconstant constants, except actually not" hmm https://t.co/6M9LrAm5cL
@jmoiron RT @dgryski: @dgryski I wrote a thing https://t.co/klphHSV8QQ
@jmoiron Clinton's popular vote lead now more than the population all but 4 US Cities and larger than the population of 14 US states.
@jmoiron Premature optimisation being bad doesn't mean obviously slow code isn't also bad.
@jmoiron RT @palomartheband: https://t.co/T0BVePApO9
@jmoiron @bryanl @kelseyhightower "not bad"
@jmoiron @davecheney never fails: phone suddenly starts playing music loudly, manically press vol down, adjusts alert volume and does nothing
@jmoiron @jedthian loved the return of ARC from dublin but you went a little too native using a potato to do the recording
@jmoiron "This program works if you have these other 20000 files on your computer" is a deal breaker for me now