@jmoiron @jimbartus How did you get access to our internal design documents?
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@jmoiron @francesc @jessfraz I'll take my NY lifestyle + HK hikes :) https://t.co/76VmWYClRt
@jmoiron The answer is _always_ "An ORM was doing something unexpected without my knowledge." https://t.co/Ol12OER5w1
@jmoiron @jessfraz @FiloSottile @francesc Belotta <3
@jmoiron @chimeracoder not this year :(
@jmoiron @chimeracoder I think you might have just won #gophercon bingo?
@jmoiron A thing you know and a notification you will always approve without reading.
@jmoiron https://t.co/Dm2jMN4Ku3 The #Golang version, "Is Go too slow for webscale?", fits in a tweet: No.
@jmoiron software thought leader howto: downplay programming as much as possible, elevate soft skills, throw shade on people who code for fun
@jmoiron RT @ladykan: Hello old friend! 💁🏻I visited him 9 years ago in China and saw him again today in New York! #terracottaarmy #兵馬俑 #ageofempires…
@jmoiron @chimeracoder It's still a stack language masquerading as a serialization format so it still has all the same basic issues.
@jmoiron @amontalenti All these years the of the py3k shame campaign; barely anyone would still be using py2 if py3 had good CPU parallelism.
@jmoiron @amontalenti That or pandas data frames. It's frustrating how it's a ton of hassle & care to end up with something brittle & over-engineered.
@jmoiron @amontalenti I've been contemplating trying shared mmap regions + np.array to do proper sharing across processes, but nobody seems interested.
@jmoiron py3's concurrent.futures still uses multiprocessing, which means it still uses pickle, which means it's still an outage in wait
@jmoiron @buckwilson @Lumilux "Make it flatter" is the new "Make it pop"
@jmoiron k8s feels like javascript frameworks for architecture, everyone wants to use it, esp those who don't need it. doesn't even try to hide it: https://t.co/VhvurggbrJ
@jmoiron There is no compelling reason to use "serial" over "bigserial" for an id column.
@jmoiron #golang stdlib is so impressive; complex things are impeccably documented, clearly written; eg. its allocator: https://t.co/Ha5lwNLj1I
@jmoiron @chimeracoder HAH it's even about the same subject. People love telling us in NYC how much Uber is changing our lives as we mostly ignore it.
@jmoiron @chimeracoder related https://t.co/Dh2GUpMPNa
@jmoiron @chimeracoder I like her in the Guardians.. and Thing actually.