jmoiron plays the blues

If things go south, I am incredibly googleable.

When IBM, HP et. al tried to sell us on CORBA/UML/SOAP/WSDL etc in the early 2000s, we were like "lol nope" and buiā€twitter.com/i/web/status/1ā€¦zc

This explains why Google has such a great reputation for product development compared to Apple. twitter.com/rakyll/status/ā€¦

As an Engineer, I know that every time you look at an unfamiliar but sophisticated system, your first reaction is "ā€twitter.com/i/web/status/1ā€¦Bq

When queue transit latency is very low, LIFO will produce load that loosely approximates FIFO. This can be a metasā€twitter.com/i/web/status/1ā€¦j8

Definitely a response to something in #yorkville. Something related to the construction site on 84th and 2nd maybe? https://t.co/RMS7kzSggX

naming a service: day 1: this only does x, so we will call it xer day 180: xer is the natural place for y.. fine,ā€twitter.com/i/web/status/1ā€¦hN

"git add <dir>" should require --force and do a sleep 30 to discourage people from using it

Reading about the experience of PinePhone/Manjaro users and thinking this game was up way before it started. Todayā€twitter.com/i/web/status/1ā€¦jD

One of the qualities of NYC is that it steadfastly refuses to learn anything from cities that have already solved tā€twitter.com/i/web/status/1ā€¦Fl

Roger Federer played the most exquisite tennis I've ever seen. Gonna miss it.

Sinner/Alcaraz last night was an all time great.

Abstraction Discourse: abstractions for things I'm familiar with are bad, you can't be good (like me) without knowiā€twitter.com/i/web/status/1ā€¦vt

This great exploration of TDD (buttondown.email/hillelwayne/arā€¦) by @hillelogram explores a lot of issues with "TDD maximalā€twitter.com/i/web/status/1ā€¦Ki

Encourage people eager to support Rushdie with renewed enthusiasm for Satanic Verses to also check out Midnight's Cā€twitter.com/i/web/status/1ā€¦30

So Amnesty's report suggests the ethical course of action against an invading army shelling your cities and deportiā€twitter.com/i/web/status/1ā€¦uL

Increasingly of the opinion that purely technical comparisons of Monolith/Microservice or Multi/Monorepo miss the pā€twitter.com/i/web/status/1ā€¦wJ

Peak Google user experience: missing my train because Google Pay got renamed to Wallet (pointlessly) and I couldn't find it.

50C in the Yukon last year. 50C in India and Pakistan in March this year. I know this EU heat wave is a serious hā€twitter.com/i/web/status/1ā€¦5w

The JWST flare pattern is instantly iconic. twitter.com/NASA/status/15ā€¦

The Spiegelau DEFINITION line of glasses may be a brazen clone of Zalto, but I'm pretty impressed they've been ableā€twitter.com/i/web/status/1ā€¦Qb

Interrupting my holiday to say that the court is a fucking disgrace.

It's always a config change.

When I was in uni, I often heard two pieces of advice: 1. don't roll your own crypto 2. don't write your own databaā€twitter.com/i/web/status/1ā€¦dS

"Look, we all agree that we should do the right thing." twitter.com/POTUS/status/1ā€¦