jmoiron plays the blues

@jmoiron @francesc @joncalhoun just for func lives :P

@jmoiron @davecheney @dgryski @preshing dat exponential y axis tho

@jmoiron @markcallaghan @kellabyte Wasn't explicit sadly but my impression w/ FASTER was that it'd easier to build systems atop of than in-place hash storage w/o the log (a la dbm/mdbm) which corrupt quite happily under write load; latch-free hash-based is interesting IMHO given LSM domi...

@jmoiron https://t.co/Bx52qpgvNa https://t.co/SfAOU81CYU https://t.co/LQ1yvBvGT5 It's only the beginning. https://t.co/74WgIBWqn0

@jmoiron RT @badrishc: Announcing FASTER, our new blazing fast key-value store to appear at @SIGMOD2018, at https://t.co/p52iMGOEFm. Joint work with…

@jmoiron Is there a secret competition in OSS cloud infra for how many nested directories of yaml we can require to deploy an application before we lose all our users

@jmoiron @chillworkmusic https://t.co/jF5iCBkXNw with all the ambient and soulful jazz in the old group I wasn't sure if deep house would really qualify but I really like the groove of this one

@jmoiron @chillworkmusic Echoes of Vangelis, and a bit of funk too at the end. Nice!

@jmoiron @Sajma @bryanl @hugoslabbert Totally agree. Actions speak louder than version numbers. Things don't get significantly popular without stability, so to then change things because it's "pre 1.0" is an unprofessional cop out.

@jmoiron "Before starting to work on a problem, it can be helpful to already know more or less how to solve that problem." https://t.co/xz97b5tjvi

@jmoiron @dgryski @matryer I liked that one. I have (likely unoriginal) theory that "code shape" has a strong correlation with quality. This accounts for all sorts of stylistic smells like excessively long lines, heavily nested indentation, too-long or too-short functions, excessive rep...

@jmoiron Returning early[1] aka Guard Clauses[2] is a very common code review comment of mine. Putting error and edge cases first makes people more thoughtful of them. With #golang's defer, you don't need single-exit for cleanup. [1] https://t.co/kyuXjkpWvM [2] https://t.co/bQgbUB4bw4

@jmoiron @rugby_podcast love the pod, been listening since you joined gagr; your chat about rugby at the pub and nobody knowing what is going on really hit home as a yank in NYC where few non-expats even know what a "super rugby" is

@jmoiron @garychou We outnumber you by 140k so maybe it's a bad idea, but more importantly getting past the Queensboro is going to be an enormous pain in the ass

@jmoiron @PreetamJinka I've done this, it works.

@jmoiron No level of observability will keep your kafkaesque web of microservices from doing the wrong thing.

@jmoiron @bketelsen Green / Red / Yellow? Greylisting is a thing too.

@jmoiron @wernerdrew I think this is type/class unification + python3 bending over backwards to seem consistent. If you do `id(None) == id(my_none)` they are the same because it's a singleton https://t.co/L9fbt8uOyt

@jmoiron @jkupferman You can't travel at all on an expired passport, so if you were cutting it close on your trip and got sick or your flight was cancelled then you'd be stuck (illegally) in another country.

@jmoiron @jordanorelli True for so many values of X & Y community.

@jmoiron @jordanorelli I think current Go community answer is "pretend docker+k8s obviates this"

@jmoiron @kisielk If they respond to my support request on Twitter to recover my account without needing to log into my account to get support, then I'll pass it along.

@jmoiron @chimeracoder Well, clearly someone named "Queens" said that :) I do agree with you and with Nixon's response.

@jmoiron @chimeracoder ny post headlines are the worst

@jmoiron in app notifications https://t.co/4cO3RFvipp