@jmoiron @PreetamJinka @datadoghq Great! Looking forward to it :)
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@jmoiron Next Tuesday (Oct 8) I'm going to talk about some of the lessons we've learned building and running @datadoghq's metrics infrastructure at our NYC office. If you are interested, please come by: https://t.co/NIheGT4ciO
@jmoiron RT @devopsREX: #Programme #devopsREX du 17/10 prochain, le REX de @datadog sur le scaling de Kubernetes à plusieurs milliers de noeuds par…
@jmoiron Citing xkcd 927 is getting a bit old, I think it's time we developed a new reference for this phenomenon.
@jmoiron Great talk by @jimkxa on the continuing march of transistor density https://t.co/SlrFik2ZpZ Lots of fascinating technical insights, loved his closing advice: "Find some smart people who are excited; if everyone is all bummed out and ragging on the company, go somewhere else."
@jmoiron @bobuva @datadoghq Can't wait, bob!
@jmoiron Oh, the places we'll go https://t.co/OYQgql4U43
@jmoiron RT @Illdrinn: Jason from @datadog talks observability scaling and the subsequent tradeoffs between throughput / latency / cost. #systemsats…
@jmoiron @chimeracoder Also (as you know), NYC's metro area is enormous and a lot of it isn't very urban (eg. most maps include dutchess county), whereas splitting up Guangzhou, Dongguan, Shenzhen (and Hong Kong) is silly.
But the brand (yankees caps and I ♥️ NY merch) is huge.
@jmoiron The phrase "order of magnitude" is "literally" for smart people. https://t.co/iMpXlitdUS
@jmoiron @bryanl @timothysc https://t.co/ZtTBUUn3xy
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I don't like YAML but.. I think the pain is from the approach of config+templating, and how resistant it is to composition and abstraction. That YAML incidentally complicates that makes ...
@jmoiron @bryanl @copyconstruct @rbranson Absolutely. I think I saw the same just yesterday; "Everything else is vanity dashboard metrics."
@jmoiron @bryanl @copyconstruct @rbranson https://t.co/GEFCS6NDDE
@jmoiron @bryanl @copyconstruct @rbranson Because you're tracking normalized cost as well.
@jmoiron @davecheney In an old post or talk, @alex_gaynor called this "BYOB" (bring your own buffer) which I think was a nice way of putting it.
@jmoiron @chimeracoder What do you expect it is a 1200 year old vending machine
@jmoiron RT @dgryski: DDSketch: A fast and fully-mergeable quantile sketch with relative-error guarantees
We present the first fully-mergeable, rel…
@jmoiron RT @PyLadiesGhana: Meet Stephanie Sher, experienced in product and growth and has consulted for various companies in the robotics and machi…
@jmoiron for me not for you https://t.co/akk0Bhq1Nr
@jmoiron @chimeracoder It's cliche, but imho pasteis de belem is worth the hype, and so is cervejaria ramiro. They'll be full of tourists, but so will the rest of Lisbon.
@jmoiron @chimeracoder @jxxf I'll be there that week :)
@jmoiron RT @joshuawongcf: HK Riot Police fired bullet and headshot a young lady. I am not sure whether her right eye will turn blind or not but it…
@jmoiron @dgryski @DrEugeniaCheng "Acknowledgements:
This study was funded by Pizza Express"
@jmoiron @davecheney oh yeah on call at a monitoring company is probably easy