jmoiron plays the blues
@jmoiron I've heard the same of java, grid computing, cloud computing, emr, serverless... It's a risky business. https://t.co/SgP6GBq6VI
@jmoiron Kia kaha.
@jmoiron @bryanl Accidentally some words! But really a tree (filesystem) of trees (yaml) with multiple nested templating languages interacting is too complex to bear. "People want that control" is the ASM fallacy; the literature is full of ppl who thought C would not overtake asm/fort...
@jmoiron @bryanl Rethink. High level programming languages are not a set of macros on top of the underlying implementation language, they provide a set of semantics "requires attention to the irrelevant."
@jmoiron "Many of us are also engaged in “startup community” activities that frankly boil down to little more than drinking together and trying to sell each other on a vision of success that none of us are living." https://t.co/rgCGeMWjAB
@jmoiron @davecheney is this a kiwi accent joke
@jmoiron The response to @peterbourgon's 100% valid comment on Mastadon installation reqs (https://t.co/4wQMmsnmrr) exposes the distribution problem of traditional web applications as being so ingrained that it has become invisible. I'd bet many of these same people hate electron apps.
@jmoiron RT @dvyukov: Small config
https://t.co/GFWSwK4vGX
and @fuzzbuzzio for syzkaller is running. Even found a bug I didn't know about:
https://t…
@jmoiron They forgot the Dunder Mifflin letterhead on this Idera TravisCI email.
@jmoiron @jmikola @AmbassadorAwsum @RocketFizz That's nearly 12 years ago. A deep cut :) I can't say I brought back any limited edition novelty Pepsi on my most recent trip.
@jmoiron @jmikola @AmbassadorAwsum @RocketFizz Let me know how the cucumber compares to Pepsi Ice Cucumber.
@jmoiron @jmikola https://t.co/I9nyqJTnlG
@jmoiron I think hierarchical OOP type systems train people to build software components by focusing on modeling the problem space rather than on what interface to expose. That model then becomes the interface, but it's not abstracted anything; it's just a taxonomy.
@jmoiron Seconded. #travisAlums https://t.co/nB6RZz0RJZ
@jmoiron @francesc @elithrar My optimistic speculation on this was "As [we] work with both contracts and interfaces, they might start to resolve into more obviously separate concepts ... go beginners tend to overuse channels [and later learn] when to use mutexes instead." IYHO, has this...
@jmoiron @elithrar @francesc I'm slightly skeptical wrt "trust the compiler" type performance stuff because it can be difficult to control for. There's some butterfly effect already eg. with escape analysis; change a seemingly benign thing and escape analysis fails and perf tanks.
@jmoiron If NYC, in its position, cannot oppose this type of extortion, how can ordinary cities do it?
@jmoiron RT @SammyK: After 10yrs of contracting, I'm pleased to announce I just accepted an offer from @datadoghq to help bring APM & distributed tr…
@jmoiron @kaihendry It's pretty spartan. This in particular is due to the way the server prepares queries. Drivers do exist (psycopg2 in python, eg) that do local parameter substitution, and they have extended support to parameterizing this, but you're putting a lot of trust in the driv...
@jmoiron @kaihendry Unfortunately, table names aren't parameterizable; at least not consistently. "The arguments can only be used as data values, not as identifiers", see https://t.co/z64InhY5t4 .. I think this is consistent across many backends.
@jmoiron RT @spiffxp: Congrats to a bunch of dudes. You could at least hold yourself to the same standard you expect of panel submissions to your co…
@jmoiron @dgryski @francesc I swap around a lot, sometimes I want to relax and sometimes I want energy... absolute silence + wearing my headphones without any music playing at all is also on heavy rotation
@jmoiron @francesc lofi study girl, citypop, chillwave, futurefunk, chiptunes, anything johnny pate and most funk besides, and most types of jazz (wes montgomery, kenny burrell, django, miles, astrud & joão, ryo fukui, ...)