jmoiron plays the blues

@jmoiron @buckwilson I dunno, I'd expect the new VP of product at Ford to have owned a car.

@jmoiron "some periodic cassandra job is waking me up for no good reason" #opslife

@jmoiron https://t.co/Dq7kfDN8cO must have taken a hell of a long time to put together, few small mistakes but really worth a look for language buffs

@jmoiron That stray semi-colon took hours to find.

@jmoiron @fatih "beautiful"

@jmoiron "Simplicity is key to Kraken’s success – the stability of simple sytems is needed to debug complex issues" https://t.co/ZuMIrpa9kX

@jmoiron "module that makes inconstant constants, except actually not" hmm https://t.co/6M9LrAm5cL

@jmoiron RT @dgryski: @dgryski I wrote a thing https://t.co/klphHSV8QQ

@jmoiron Clinton's popular vote lead now more than the population all but 4 US Cities and larger than the population of 14 US states.

@jmoiron Premature optimisation being bad doesn't mean obviously slow code isn't also bad.

@jmoiron RT @palomartheband: https://t.co/T0BVePApO9

@jmoiron @bryanl @kelseyhightower "not bad"

@jmoiron @davecheney never fails: phone suddenly starts playing music loudly, manically press vol down, adjusts alert volume and does nothing

@jmoiron @jedthian loved the return of ARC from dublin but you went a little too native using a potato to do the recording

@jmoiron "This program works if you have these other 20000 files on your computer" is a deal breaker for me now

@jmoiron Signs a New MacBook Pro review is nonsense: non ironic use of the meaningless marketing phrase "responsive keyboard"

@jmoiron .@github "Projects" feature requests: columns based on searches, tags, and/or milestones, auto-remove toggle for closed issues

@jmoiron @chimeracoder time will tell but it sounds like it would do more damage to the country than an actual trump presidency

@jmoiron @yuvilio i agree with that (though the system has some big flaws), i hope the man exceeds my expectations but he's already failed the EPA

@jmoiron @yuvilio i'm comfortable letting history decide, you can continue to make coded public apologies though

@jmoiron @yuvilio for me bragging about sexual assault is misogynist and calling for a blanket ban of a particular religious/ethnic group is racist.

@jmoiron @yuvilio we disagree there; in the end only one campaign was run on explicitly racist and misogynist rhetoric, and it won.

@jmoiron @yuvilio false equivalence nonsense. only one campaign used the dismissive rhetoric parroted by "odious groups"

@jmoiron @yuvilio how exactly are they going to "bring the system down"? explain how tonights demonstration is darker than the chants last night

@jmoiron RT @XannieW: Please stop telling people to respect others' opinions. That's for things like "I don't like coffee" not for "I don't like bla…