@jmoiron MTTM, or mean time to metrics, measures how long it takes a hot new observability platform to add metrics to their platform.
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@jmoiron @buckwilson @WithHQ i wonder how many work dashboards lo-fi study girl is on
@jmoiron @chimeracoder The early 2000s was an incredible time for the music scene in NYC in particular. I think this is a function of our age? We can "feel" the impact that eg. New Wave has on today's music, but it's less visceral with New Wave's influences.
@jmoiron @themikecorbett @Redistrict Thanks! All the coverage I've seen on this mentions coverage of "primaries" without this caveat so I wasn't even aware. Real shame.
@jmoiron Lots of talk about closed for contrib. Databases and DB tools are lightning rods for questions that are actually people struggling with their applications and looking for help. I find even politely closing them carries a big emotional tax. https://t.co/Dk1d1b8qdj
@jmoiron @Redistrict It's almost certain Maloney would not have won that primary over Patel had RCV already been in place. Suraj and Ashcraft split the progressive vote and she still barely pulled it off.
@jmoiron @chimeracoder I used to think Americans were uniquely bad at this, but then I spent a few weeks in London w/ @rays and literally nobody could tell our accents apart.
@jmoiron "the fundamental approach used to scale distributed systems is avoiding co-ordination" - @MarcJBrooker https://t.co/ra0BpaGjrd
The engineering practice of avoiding structurally hard problems is something we need to celebrate and acknowledge more.
@jmoiron @JackMurphyRGR @zachsdorfman some more economic anxiety, a block away from the mayoral residence https://t.co/W5qllG5g0C
@jmoiron did @ladykan find the deep state? #POTUS46 https://t.co/Unin27QTNz
@jmoiron Monitoring also got a bad name because it was routinely portrayed in its straw man form as an outmoded and ineffective practice by companies selling observability as an alternative product. https://t.co/Zp4mV70VlF
@jmoiron Just give the representatives clear backpacks, problem solved.
@jmoiron Sickening. The website claimed an "address" of 300-392 east 85th st, which is not an address. But the correct zip code and the way that 80% of the rest of the site was lorem ipsum leads me to suspect it was definitely supplied by the owner, and likely legitimate. https://t.co/v...
@jmoiron @clofresh I think it's a politically safe response where security/intelligence failures are a result of lack of executive powers, which results in lack of accountability and unending expansion of those powers. I don't know if it's as exploitative or cynnical as shock doctrine.
@jmoiron While leftists in my TL were calling out the danger of Biden's call for expansion of powers to fight domestic terror, the absolutists instead wrung their hands about outlets that supported fascist recruitment and propaganda being removed from app stores.
@jmoiron RT @jmoiron: Do we have a word yet that means "outraged but not surprised", I feel like we need one.
@jmoiron RT @IlhanMN: I am drawing up Articles of Impeachment.
Donald J. Trump should be impeached by the House of Representatives & removed from…
@jmoiron @chimeracoder Not anything that's happened already, apparently.
@jmoiron RT @felixge: Starting tomorrow, I'll begin my new job at @datadoghq, working on continuous profiling for #golang 🎉.
Most of my work should…
@jmoiron A partial outage is not an "incident", it's an outage.
@jmoiron RT @Bob42jh: After 3 years, finally a real upload. My new mix - https://t.co/EnLcCzXEsf Enjoy!
@jmoiron RT @tef_ebooks: @copyconstruct I've seen good root cause analysis where it's about avoiding blaming people for accidents, and I've seen bad…
@jmoiron RT @michi_shinohara: 9/ The plane feels crowded even though the middle seats are open. I am grateful for the N95 and my eye protection. I w…
@jmoiron No enums is more consistently annoying than no generics. Sometimes I think wistfully about how generics would help me, and then I find another way without them that I end up liking more. Never happens with enums.